[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

floating puzzle cloud: "it's nice!"
floating puzzle cloud: "builds skills. uses skills. could be useful!"
floating puzzle cloud leans in to leaning boss
floating puzzle cloud: "what ywould you think ... if i worked for
months and months ... and _actually built the whirligig_ and _sold it
[as art]_ !!"
floating puzzle cloud floats away a bit and looks smugly