[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

remember the traffick boss q/a drafts?
like
q: why is traffick boss’s left shoe covered in sticky fruit juice?
a: he got irritated with a client in front of a grocery store, but didn’t
realize it was his client, and the client didn’t realize it was him, and
the client retaliated by using his own citizen oppression package to make a
delivery truck knock over the fruit stand all over traffick boss

yeah? i’m not sure, this might be draft 2, not sure, maybe it’s different?
below

a bunch of heckling children come over to traffick boss in his hyperprison
 the heckling children were mind controlled to meanly criticize groups for
traffick boss’s clients, and the mind control is still active because
nobody told rebel worker 2 about it

heckling kid 3: “why is traffick boss such a namby pamby?”
heckling kids 2, 5, 7, etc: “because he [doesn’t know how to get out of
hyperprison?] !”
a bunch of heckling kids pull traffick boss’s pants down and throw overripe
fruit at him
heckling kid 6: “you don’t know how to get out of hyperprison, do you mr
traffick boss!”
a kid throws another overripe fruit while another yanks hard on traffick
boss’s ear
heckling kid 3: “no you don’t! you don’t know how to get out of
hyperprison!”
the heckling kids run at traffick bss
heckling kids: “traffick boss doesn’t know how to get out of hyperprison!”
they pinch him and pull on him and kick him and punch him and take his
clothes and finally take his sympathy cigar

traffick boss (devastated, drawn): “my cigar!”

the heckling kids taunt traffick boss with his cigar. “nya nya!” “i got
your cigar!” “mr traffick boss can’t keep control of his cigar anymore!”

one of the older kids lights the cigar and smokes it

(continues ….)
[...[commentary on origins of bullying]]
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