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[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

found a bunch of undelivereds 3/24

On Fri, Jan 12, 2024 at 5:44 PM Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim
& Survivor of Many <gmkarl at gmail.com> wrote:
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> 7/24
> 1731
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> ARRRGGGHHH
>
> i am so sorry that my caring hug comes with a deadly laser death ray!
> i am so sorry about this!
>
> maybe with time and understanding we can find a way to form bonds
> under these deadly-laser-death-ray conditions
>
> is there a solution ????
>
> 1731
>
> i aim my deadly laser death ray at you while giving you a caring hug
> OOPS YOU MIGHT GET BURNT TO A CRISP
> OH NO IF I DON'T HUG YOU YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW I CARE FOR YOU
> uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>
> what if we gave a strong mirror shield to help defend against the
> laser death ray, while giving caring hug?
> hug-with-armor?
>
> hug-with-military-armor :D
>
> is idea, not well understood :S
> 1733
>
> deadly laser death ray wants to express care for gentle flammable item
> takes huge laser-shield. tries to maneuver in front of self, so as to
> hug gentle flammable ite--
> 1733
>
> i am sorry that i am gentle and flammable, and you are a superpowered
> laser death ray.
> i am sorry that this means that a relationship cannot work.
> i am very sorry, and will be leaving now.
>
> no! gentle flammable item! there must be a way to make this work!
> there must! - deadly laser death ray
>
> 1734 1735
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> the deadly laser death ray was sad
> and the gentle flammable item was terrified
>
> they sat in adjacent rooms, careful not to go near each other,
> [preparing for some kind of mediation or lawsuit or such?]
>
> it is just to keep them safe.
>
> the key is to aim the laser death ray somewhere else from at the
> gently flammable item.
> 1736
> does the laser death ray understand this? the deadly one?
> 1736
> maybe a little :) maybe a little. [:S ? ! o_o]
>
> deadly laser death ray is a nice and fine member of society
> please aim not at gentle flammable items
> this doesn't mean not to hug them!
> it means never to aim at them. while doing the deadly-death-ray-thing.
> [ohhhh!] yes. [wait what were we talking about] >(
>
> the deadly death ray laser needs to AIM-AWAY-FROM-DELICATE. then it is
> fine normal.
> :S anyway it's idea
>
> gentle flammable item and deadly death ray laser form friendship
> involving hugs and chatting and things
> the two contribute to society --
>
> ....
> yes uhh if that means hugging-with-back then so be it.
> yes :) hug-with-back.
> 1740
>
> [hard confusing. [one of the analogies?] relates to the
> dissociative-seizure-like-influence---
> ]
>
> we imagine a creature backing up to something
> and bending arms backward to hug it/them
> and then starting to glow red and emitting a giant laser like a huge
> bright superpower
> that all goes _away_ from everything valued. which is behind it, not
> in front. 1742 yes like the pyramid. laser-into-space. people all
> not-in-front-of-laser-at-all.
> 1742
>
> [they love it when i do -- [but it's so har--
> 1742
>
> {it's very hard to keep it up, it's fragmented. one of my strategies
> is to not energize it, this has seemed more reliable to me.
> i think originally the relation related to list-posting, but there was
> overlap with internal things, so
> 1743
> uhhhh :
> 1743
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