[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

i first learned assembly language on an apple IIe computer
i think i mentioned to my father wanting to learn machine code or something
(actually i might have been learning independently too like most people
used to, but this is what came to mind)
anyway he put an assembly language simulator on this apple IIe; a virtual
machine or debugger. it was a simulator for an architecture i had never
heard of
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information on the ieee floating point standard
ieee (insert numbers of standard) floating point numbers are the foremost
way for computers to represent and store non-integer numbers. they have
become so dominant they are now heavily, heavily used directly in hardware
and people have been densely coining new bitwidths for them the past couple
years to squeeze more AI model information in.

a floating point number has three parts: the sign, the exponent, and the
mantissa or base. it’s a norm for representing numbers like decimal
numbers, but instead it represents large and tiny numbers similarly to
scientific notation.

the exponent and mantisaa are base-2 integers (similar to decimal) and are
paired. the value represented can be calculated by r
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how to dig a hole without a shovel

uhhh
basically shovels are a certain refined form of a tool called a “digging
stick”; they focus on levering —
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why did traffick boss cross the road?
a: his hairdresser had been mindcontrolled to cut his dick off and he w—

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oops :s :s :s oops o—

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there were, at first, only two lar—

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information on silicon crystal semiconductors

when you look at a microchip, or a circuit board, mostly what you’re
looking at is plastic. the green flat stuff is plastic for carrying wiring
that connects different parts. the black little doohickeys ar—

[doping crystal lattices]

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information on clouds

the reason there are clouds relates to the presence of dust in the air, and
the vapor pressure of the different layers of the sky. basically, there is
so much freakin’ dust in the sky, and the air is so freakin’ wet and cold,
that water droplets condense onto dust all over the sky and that’s why we
have clouds.p, just like when you breathe on glass in the winter and it
fogs up.

the dust i think is mostly kicked up by duststorms from deserts. i don’t
inow why there are deserts, i didn’t g—

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information on a wild lichen cal—

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how to pick a l—

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checkers, the game of —

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what do when a dragon is torching your ass

some people have never been burnt to a crisp by a dragon; other people have
done this repeatedly as an extreme sport, repeatedly lived to t—

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how to [sum

hey we have turbulence! it’s 2101.

thr flight is about two hours. i think it gets in around 1030p waitaminute
no i don’t think it’s two hours. it would cross time zones. it’s probably
much longer.

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idea for a robotic billiardball that self-rolls

uhhhh

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2358

how about this :) since we are going to a cult recovery thing,
we have an impressive digital wallet because we could be harasssed by a
cult :D
maybe this is even true

2359

:)

gratitude all around :)

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(ipad at 25%) traffick boss does a hippie dance to celebr-[w karl

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abc abc abc abc

now it’s poking at anonymity ideas a little. i’m not anonymous, but a
copper-piped-wallet could look anonymous. and we value people being
anonymous, if this still exists

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copper turtle. teenage mutant ninj—

digital wallets are made of legos 0005

digital wallets are bundles of fun

digital wallets are things people juggle

throw here and there in the sun

i saw some kids playing with a shielded digit

abc abc

abc abc

so, wtf is a digital wallet?
>

don’t tell me, you’ll say more strange words that aren’t helpful.
is a digitsl wallet:
- deadly?
> n—
everything’s deadly. how would you k—

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oh such a huge relief draft reverted typing, but came back after restarting
app my goodness my goodness

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airplane airplane.

design of a aircraft shaped like a paper airplane, thrown by giant lever
[shaped like hand]

basically a glider with blue lines on it so it looks like notepaper
mayb—

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thoughts imply in early aircraft engineering, that early aircrafts were
modeled after paper airplane, could be wrong about this

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designing of a new airline by homeless folk
how would broke people at soup kitchens fuel a jet and —

i was rhinking there is so much surplus white bread it could help with
fuel, but maybe not enough for a big airplane

0012

maybe balloon rides cheaper? or uh solar drones? a million solar drones
that slowly ferry ppl?

cau—

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could you:
- A. make a compactable helium/hydrogen container for a craft to go up and
down like a fish’s airbladder
- B. launch a glider from it?

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this would be way too big an airbladder to lift a glider i think, way too
big

but you could make a paper airplane prototype!

you could affix a paper airplane to a helium balloon, with a mechanism that
released after a delay, or at a certain height, or when you sent it a text
message

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and then you could put a little toy rider on th

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then maybe you could scale it up to balsa woo—

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you could use a hangglider … ! like it could be made mostly of lightweight
cloth

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so this approach to minimal-energy-transportation makes use of a balloon
elevator: a contraption th—

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