[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

exploits of torment, a superhero with the power of constantly being
extremely harmed
email 2 (feel free to make thread if continues)

torment walks into a bank to withdraw $30

torment looks at teller and his eyes get wide and terrified
torment: “AUGH!!!!!”
torment’s hand explodes

teller: “AUGH!!!!”

torment: “can i withdraw $30 from this account?”

teller looks at torment
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