[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

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22/24 try not to hit send i guess

so, i dunno how to make something hang from a cloud for sure, but
basically it would need some kind of connection to the suspended dust
and water vapor i imagine, to meet the hard-puzzle request, i think,
not sure

we could think about how clouds work and see how difficult --
[-- it might be to do that.]

basically, if you're going to hang from a cloud, then you need to have
your mass distributed enough such that your total force is comparable
to air pressure.

and what one concludes is that this can seem really similar to having
a hang-glider, where you rest on the air but don't fall.

now what i'm thinking with a little more thought about clouds is that
you would want the hang-glider concept or analogy to be _much wider_
i'm thinkin--

... 1923
[and we also have some thoughts about buckminster fuller's self-rising
geodesic enclosure that was 6 kilometers wide or whatnot ;...
maybe basically you end up thinking about how the suspended cloud
particles are associated with the air, and how your contraption is
associated with the air

a hang--
1924

traffick boss and his team of spammers are in a ratty building
dutifully sending spam to a mailing list when along comes a manager
from a shell corporation

manager from shell corporation: "please don't send things that are
labeled [spam]."

traffick boss's team: "huh? whyever not?"

manager from shell corporation: "it ... breaks the whole --"

traffick boss: "shaddap"

traffick boss sends another spam