[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

On Sun, Apr 21, 2024 at 7:41 PM Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim
& Survivor of Many <gmkarl at gmail.com> wrote:
>
> traffick boss glares at an innocent badger
>
> traffick boss [eyes glaringly wide, veins throbbing, hands pressed
> against the edge of a glass display case as if to break it]: "YOU
> don't know the muffin man."
>
> traffick boss disgorges a cigar from his throat and spits mucous
> through the center of it, which splats onto the side of the display
> case
>
> traffick boss: "_I_ know the muffin man."
>
> traffick boss: "I'll have you know, I chased that muffin man through
> my weapons factory for days."
>
> traffick boss pauses and raises his hand with a finger raised,
> clenching his legs into a bold and dramatic and heavily forced pose,
> presenting his other fist
>
> traffick boss: "I tackled that muffin man,"
>
> traffick boss reposes
>
> trafick boss: "and I tortured him, and tortured --

this makes so much more sense if i am the muffin man rather than traffick boss.

i guess the above is the introject talking, trying to understand
reality, maybe a littE?

it didn't want to have a cigar [maybe cause it's me?]