[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

how to fry a traffick boss

put on a chef’s hat and go to a peace meeting he tried to spree kill

pick up all his drones and zombies and paid assassins and entranced
followers

shake them up thoroughly and spread them on a butter’d frying pan. add salt
and pepper and some chopped onions.

turn the heat up and keep the frying pan in motion until traffick boss is
crispy golden all around the edges

add more salt and pepper to taste

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