[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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why is traffick boss such a big old blasphemer?

kid [to traffick boss]: "you're such a blasphemer, traffick boss!"

traffick boss looks at kid

traffick boss [to kid]: "why is traffick boss a blasphemer?"

kid [to traffick boss]: "you say "traffick" when you talk about
yourself, and you blush [and cross your legs] when you say it!"

traffick boss struggles and squirms

traffick boss [to kid]: "it's true, kid, traffick boss is a blasphemer."

traffick boss struggles and squirms more and a trance pall comes over him

traffick boss [eerily calm]: "but traffick isn't blasphemy anymore,
kid. you can say that word."

kid: "i'm going to traffick you, traffick boss !!"

traffick boss: "you might have a lot of company doing that"