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calculating square root of 4.

ideas:
 - proposals:
    - if a >= 0, and a * a < b, then abs(a) < abs(sqrt(b))
    - if a >= 0, and a * a > b, then abs(a) > abs(sqrt(b))
    - if imaginary numbers are not considered, this covers all
existing square roots

if we accept the proposals, then we could use newton's method to find
a square root.
we could start by iterating integers ...
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