Morning Spam

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rebel worker 2 takes torturer and mind control boss and experimentee
to the international human traffickIng and social justice conference
(currently 2nd to last day, ongoing)


experimentee [eyes wide]: "this is the best thing in the universe!"

mind control boss and torturer [roughly simultaneously]: "i can't be
exposed to this, he'll kill m--"

experimentee: "you've saved us!"

experimentee turns to rebel worker 2

experimentee: "you saved us!"