[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs
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Sat Sep 16 13:18:59 PDT 2023
mind control boss storms into zombie worker’s office
mind control boss: “listen up man. i gotta puke. i gotta pee. this
shit is important.”
zombie worker looks at mind control boss, who is crossing their arms
impatiently and looking back at them.
zombie worker writes this down: “mind control boss has to puke. mind
control boss has to pee.”
mind control boss: “get this shit straight. my butt itches. do you understand?”
zombie worker writes this down: “mind control boss’s butt itches”
mind control boss looks impatiently at zombie worker
zombie worker [pressing a button]: “zombie assistant, more important
information from mind control boss.”
zombie assistant enters the office: “yes?”
zombie worker hands the papers to zombie assistant
zombie assistant looks at zombie worker [
…
loudspeaker: “mind control boss has to puke. mind control boss has to
pee. mind control boss’s butt itches.”
mind control boss: “it’s like i have to do everything myself around here”
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