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different idea

muffin man 8s stopped by horde of zombie cyborg goons

assassin made of nanites: “mind control boss would like to speak with you”

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mind control boss interviews muffin man personally

mind control boss: “how did you infiltrate my top secret organization
with your messaging?”

muffin man [sounding incredibly candid]: “i don’t have the slightest
idea what you’re talking about”

mind control boss: “you’ll talk.”

mind control boss plays tape: “do you know the muffin man, the muffin
man, the muffin man …” [this could either be done as a demo to make mm
squirm, or for more horror could be done like personalized auditory
brainwashing