[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

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wikipedia says weight is the force exerted on the mass by gravity, and
that an object with more mass always weighs more when subjectdd to the
same gravity

so helium hamburgers will only make mind control boss weigh less if he
floats up in the air, maybe with a string tied to his ankle, such that
he is farther from the earth and hence subjected to less gravity ….
enough to offset the mass of what he ate :/