[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

mind control boss [to tax assessor]: "you are my envoy now, take two
guns and put this glowstick in your mouth so you look eerie"

tax assessor stares at mind control boss

tax assessor: "you're the guy that bought the entire city last month, right?"

tax assessor takes the guns and glowstick

mind control boss: "ha! i loved airing that fake news!"