[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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very bad mcb jokes

Q: why was mind control boss dancing like a ballerina on the top of city hall?

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A: he was confused.

A: and he needed something that balanced the --