Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

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mind control boss: “haalp. i have an appointment with experimentee and
i’m vomiting my organs”

mind control boss vomits out a spleen, looks embarrass3d, and swallows
it back down

computer: “experimentee is predicted to mind control you and tske down
the whole business.”

mind control boss: “that’s ridiculous. are you sure you don’t mean i
learn about a problem and resolve it?”

comouter: “i can’t tell you. it would destroy the business for you to learn