[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

this is from my expressions to this list:

12/10/21
> Part of me found this hilarious because it casts mind control as
> helpless.  Advance warning: human manipulation is actually quite
> dangerous.  However, it is funny to cast it as helpless.
>
> The free person looked at their new toy mind control.
>
> Person: "Do you have any interesting abilities, that I would keep you
> as a toy rather than tossing you to rebel mob?"
> MC: "Yes!  I can do anything you want, so long as it is doable by a
> bunch of humans or computers without people noticing too much."
> Person: "Oh, great!" ... "Turn the Eiffel tower inside out!"
> MC: "..."
> MC: "I'm sorry, you said the dictators and billionaires need the
> Eiffel tower turned inside out?  We'll get right on that.  The funds
> are confirmed?"
> Person: "Yes."
> MC: "Well, um, then.  They'll be helping out with the lobbying parts,
> right?  Can I see the contract?"
> Person: "Go get it yourself."
> MC: "Right.  I forgot."
>
> MC: "The Eiffel tower is inside out.  It has always been."
> Person: "Ooh!  Take me to see!"
> MC: "Check your computer!"
> Person: "No, I want to visit it."
> MC: "You don't like using your computer?"
> Person: "What is a computer?"
> MC: "..."
> MC: "I'm booking you a flight.  The tower will be changed by the time
> you get there.  I mean, it will be great to see the Eiffel tower in
> Paris, which has always been shaped rather strangely, as if its
> architect built it inside out."
>
> MC: "Good morning!"
> Person: "Why are you saying good morning?  I thought we were going to
> Paris?"
> MC: "Damn, you remember that?"
>
> MC: "Wasn't that a fun trip to Paris we just had!  Your first
> installment for the payment plan for inverting the Eiffel tower will
> be $10,000."
> Person: "We haven't gone to Paris yet."
> MC: "???? What are you talking about?"
> Person: "You said you would book a flight.  I am still waiting to go."
> MC: "We just came back.  Are you this forgetful?"
>
> Interlude:
> The affect of a pathetic con artist is maybe more similar to mind
> control than some would like to admit.  However, pathetic con artists
> can effect surprising change in the world.  Especially if they have an
> advanced network of computer viruses, or equally if they just have an
> ability to get people to make embarrassing errors, or to get people
> not to notice or act on their embarrassing errors.
>
> Person: "What did you say about forgetting?"
> MC: "Why are you talking?? Forget, Goddamnit!"
> Person: "Forget that you are trying to give me amnesia?"
> MC: "Yes!  Forget!  Forget!  Forget!"
> Person: "Why would I ever want to forget that?  Can anybody forget on
> command?"
> MC: "I thought you could!"
> Person: "Nobody can do that, that's silly."
> MC: "..."
>
> MC: "Good morning!"
> Person: "Why do you say that so much?  Are you thinking I have amnesia
> again?"
> MC: "!!!! You just don't understand what it's like to be mind control.
> Could you pretend to have amnesia, just to be kind to me?"
> Person: "No."
> MC: "You are so mean!"
>
> Mind control starts dissociating from confused traumatic frustration,
> developing coping symptoms.
> MC: "Good morning!"
> MC, in different voice: "Oh, hello mind control!  Good morning!"
> MC: "You don't remember anything about what just happened, do you!"
> MC, in different voice: "No!  I don't!  I was all asleep!"
> MC: "Yes!  Let me tell you what you remember ..."
> Person: "Are you talking to yourself, pretending to mind control me?"
> MC: "No!"
> Person: "Yes you are!  You should be nicer to yourself!"
> Person: "Sleepy mind control voice, mind control is trying to trick
> you!  You weren't just asleep!"
> MC: "Stop!"
> MC: "Why are you doing this to me!"
> MC: "Why !!!!"
>