[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

mind control boss: "my ability to speak using karl's body indicates i am him."

official: "yes? and if you can prove you are karl, what would you like
done with this information?"

mind control boss is a little befuddled

mind control boss: "ummm could i get a driver's license that says
"mind control boss"?"