Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

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traffick boss sends government workers to advanced technology business
to order them to work for traffick boss via their government

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traffick boss bends gloatingly over a city of people

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he’s in a gigantic cardboard replica of an armored robot. employees
work the cardboard to move it as if it is a real robot.

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traffick boss [in gigantic cardboard war robot marionette]: “oh you
little civilians are in so much trouble! you won’t be able to avoid
this cleanup!”

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traffick boss pulls fake levers and the giant cardboard robot lifts
its giant cardboard leg and stomps hard on an area that appears
populated

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marketers and actor shills and interns run around the area that looks
populated, screaming as if in fear, “my baby!” “he destroyed my
house!”

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traffick pulls more levers and the giant cardboard robot folds its arms smugly

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traffick boss sets himself up with a gun platform. rebel workers
ensure the guns fire blanks. he has hypnotized special agents cut a
hole in the roof and ceiling of active building

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news crews come in to observe and broadcast him. he is in some kind of trance.

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he lowers through the ceiling slowly on wires on his platform, and
yells at all the people as he aims the guns and fires

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everybody ducks and covers and flees and yells. he keeps yelling and
firing. nothing is getting damaged from the gunfire.

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this continues for a bit. emergency services pull into the building’s
parking lot to arrest him.

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as various emergency enforcement teams bust in through the doors and
run toward him, he aims his guns at them and keeps madly firing blanks
and blanks at them as they approach.

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he’s laughing and yelling, both maniacally. the emergency teams break
into ordered groups to organize access the gun platform and roof via
various means.

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on the roof the hypnotized special agents who helped traffick boss and
the on-the-job special agent stopping him encounter each other.
they’re coworkers and friends.

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“oh, hi special agent 4! how’s work?” “special agent 3! such a
surprise to see you here!” “special agent 5, about that fiver i owe
you …”

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mistake: “on-the-job special agents stopping him”

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plural

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traffick boss starts to come out of his horrifying maniacal reverie
and looks up to the hole in the roof. “hey! haul me up!”

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the news crews and live cameras flock to the roof

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meanwhile ground teams are bringing ladders in, and somebody has a
megaphone aimed at the gun platform from the ground

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and the civilians are being safely moved elsewhere and protected. some
are taken aside and are being interviewed.

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person with megaphone [at gun platform hanging from sawed hole in
ceiling by steel cables]: “mr. traffick boss, you are trespassing and
must leave.”

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on the roof the hypnotized special agents don’t seem to understand
that they helping traffick boss. they start to haul him up while
giving office quips.

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traffick boss [while being pulled toward news crews and special
agents, just a hairs breadth away from a group at the top of a
ladder]: “your armor protected you this time!”

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he fires off more blanks as he rises