[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

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draft solution: maybe square roots exist because of:
- addition being derivable from quantity
- multiplication being derivable from addition
- inverse relations being derivable from relations in general
square roots are then derivable as the inverse relation of unary multiplication
where unary multiplication is multiplication of one quantity with itself