[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

aren't you such a cute little .... zombie ... wyvern .... .....
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aren't you such a cute chocolate muffin! or spinning wheel!

isn't wool nice! wool is fun!

wool is cool!

what else is cool?