[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

negotation preparations for making peace with dictator of dictatortopia

diplomat from peace-loving nation: "so, what are the main points you
want included in the negotiations? what can you back down on? what is
hard and fast?"

experimentee: "ahhhh i'm still recovering from computerized
psychological manipulation, i'm really used to just telling the
computer what to make happen and having it control everyone ..."