[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

dignitary: "greetings, venerable traffick boss"

traffick boss: [FART] "greetings, venerable" [FART] "dignitary,
please" [FART] "excuse me" [FART] "i mind controlled myself" [FART]
"to fart like this by accident" [FART] "with the help of machine
learning marketer" [FART] "we have an incredible new approach to
international" [FART] [FART] [FART]

dignitary [holding nose]: "our people have heard of your