[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

why is traffick boss such a cute little booboo tower? :D

traffixy bossy traffick boss

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the rotting undead army marched and marched

until it reached the living room couch cushion of traffick boss!

one after another, the shambling corpses knelt before traffick boss

as he scarfed a bag of potato chips

they lowered their heads, and presented their weapons (if they had
them) to traffick boss