[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Grinning MCBoss is out in the winter wonderland seling mind control
packages to hanging evergreen boughs, lapping up terminal needles with
its icy condiment.

A sudden event amidst the upper canopy suddenly drops anunending
series of novels loose from the boughs they were weighing down!

Warm, friendly, loving and glowing books about mind control crimes
begin gently tumbling on MCBoss’s head.

MCBoss: “Oh! It’s my biography of murdering and enslaving people! How
wonderful!”