[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

boss and torturer and kidnapped politican are having a bloodbath in boss's room
boss [sitting in tub of blood, holding a limeade]: "Cheerio!"
kidnapped politican [sitting in tub of blood, holding a contract
obsolving boss of murder]: "I don't want to sign this! please rescue
me!"

a superpowered intern knocks on the door, trying to be gentle and respectful

boss: "who the fuck could be at the door"

superpowered intern [disguised as zombie government worker]: "boss it's me"

boss gets up out of bloodbath and opens the door

superpowered intern [disguised as zombie government worker]: "boss we
made a mistake, it's the politician's twin, they'll have the wrong
signature"

boss: "fuck!"

superpowered intern 2 ]dressed up as politican, bound and gagged]: "mmph!"