[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Bad MCBoss Jokes -- alpha testing, very very bad

Q: All my friends were turning into zombies, and then one bit me, and
then all the rest turned into zombies.
A: Braaaains?

Q: Is that what the sheepification ray sounds like?
A: Yes.