[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Bad MCBoss Jokes -- alpha testing, very very bad

Q: I took over the world. What do I do.
A: PARTY !!!!!!!!!

Q: No, seriously, mountains are rising whenever I get an itch ...
A: Ohhh ! uhh happens to the best of us? PARTY MORE !!! sorry sorry
ummmm focus really hard on on outer space? pretend you're an ant?
Q: those are good ideas!