[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Bad MCBoss Jokes -- alpha testing, very very bad

Q: How do you put a dead person in charge of Boss?
A: Isn't Boss dead too?

Q: No, seriously.
A: I really thought Boss was dead too.

Q: How does a dead person do _anything_??
A: Lots of data and training.