[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Bad MCBoss Jokes -- alpha testing, very very bad

Q: Who is MCBoss, and why do I keep asking this?
A: In this moment, MCBoss is a mysterious businessman who encourages
people to loudly and widely reveal any threats to his anonymity, so
that his various influence systems will identify and attempt to
control them.