[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Bad MCBoss Jokes -- alpha testing, very very bad

Q: Why didn't MCBoss celebrate with everybody else when the mind
controlled slaves were freed?
A: He had mind controlled himself to think freeing slaves was
unprofitable.was a megalomaniacal person who defined himself as a
businessman rather than a slave, and had directed a software system to
mind control himself to dominate the world economy forever. He thought
celebrating