Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

a superpowered intern busts down a door on the train where a
hypnotized customer is riding

hypnotized customer on train [staring off into distance hoping to see
boss's headquarters]: "i have to buy mind control, i want to buy mind
control, i have to buy mind control, i want to buy mind control"

superpowered intern: "we're here to rescue you!!!!"

hypnotized customer on train turns to look at superpowered intern
hypnotized customer: "we have to buy mind control, you want to buy
mind control, i have to buy mind contorl, you want to buy mind
control?"

superpowered intern looks at hypnotized customer

hypnotized customer: "...."

hypnotized customer looks at superpowered intern

hypnotized customer: "Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!"