[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

the photocopier's firmware, replaced by third-party spyware, uploads
the images to AI databses where information on the indoor fireworks
interest is sold in real time to various advertisers

and soon all the computers are displaying little fireworks banners in
their advertising areas on websites while boss detonates