[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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mcboss awoke from a great slumber
somebody had photographed him pooping and plastered the picture all major cities
so he paid billions of dollars to mind control smart people to rewind time
they were so confused they sent him back to before the dinosaurs
the ai didn’t know what to do so it out him into millions of years of
hibernation in suspended animation

suddenly mcboss awoke