[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Prospective Client 2: "I've heard you were involved in a horrible
scandal that destroyed everything and completely and permanently
changed the very meaning of being our species --"

Prospective Client 1: "I want to go horseback riding! Could you set up
a horseback riding experience for me?"

Boss: "Certainly! One horseback ride coming right up."