[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Spam Musketeer 2 [swinging on a vine]: "Possibly-nonexistent tarzan yell!!!"

Laser blasts whiz by Spam Musketeer 2, all missing him, but a couple
scorching his outfit.