[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Boss [in front of cryptohacking wing]: "The door is stuck. What is
going wrong here."

A guy with a bear wearing 3D printed glasses waves a keycard on the
other side. A beep is heard and the bearded person passes through the
door. It quickly closes automatically behind him.

Boss: "Hey!"