Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

Horrifying Mass [to Boss]: "We want to speak to an IT Services person
about the massive compromise of our technological systems. We also
want to go to Florida and visit the office of the expert in
dissociation."

Horrifying Mass [to Boss]: "If this is a bad idea, consider some
concern about it and maybe we'll have more meetings to improve it!"

Boss [confused, bewildered, used to being mind controlled rather than
talked to]: "Uhhh ...!"