[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Boss stands in front of a shrink ray.

When he gets only a few atoms big, it is hard to further shrink him,
so he had commissioned a second mode of the shrink ray, which shrinks
space itself around him rather than him.

This lets him shrink for a longer time.

He switches the second mode on when things start sputtering in the first mode.