Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

boss burns down hackers

“boss, why are you burning down the hackers?”

“look, i can’t compete with people who don’t need to be paid, and
don’t have a something limiting their population.”

“so i’m limiting it by torching them where i see them, and pretending
they don’t exist. it’s a strategy i use for things.”

helicopter comes in to save hackers and boss

superpowered interns unload from helicopter

boss: “i don’t have to worry about profit margins and secret
governance anymore! yayy!!!”

hackers: “we can hack freely and get medical and psychological
treatment and protection! yayyy!”

everybody piles into the helicopter and flies away through a beautiful
cloudscape of mountains and villages into a satisfying sunset

“wheee!!!”