Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

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mind control boss is wringing his hands and pacing and puffing his cigar tensely
mind control boss: “i’m worried.”
mind control boss: “i’m worried that somehow my closest staff, like
hairdresser, could get kidnapped by a wooden helicopter and given
nurturing heartwarming experiences that somehow,” boss puffs, “despite
years and years of highly experienced brainwashing preventing any
nurturing and heartwarming experience,” boss puffs, “somehow result in
them blabbing a little bit.”

mind control boss: “i’d better visit machine learning marketer”

boss visits machine learning marketer
he makes a complicated hand signal like a kid opening a clubhouse door

boss [to machine learning marketet]: “i’m concerned about secret project 397”

machine learning marketer: “oh! you mean your giant human vivisection
bio-AI that fills the underground research labs and powers everything
you do?”

boss looks at machine learning marketer

boss: “uhh maybe,”

boss: “i’m worried somebody could blab. under special conditions.”