[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

mind control boss files a complaint with mind control boss
corporation, well respected psionic weaponry corporation

he dials support with a pulse tone phone

ring ring

executive assistant answers
executive assistant: “hello, this is mind control boss, your god. what
seems to be the concern?”

mind control boss: “hi, yes, it’s great to talk to you, um, my host
body uhh it’s embarrassing uhh it keeps trying to learn math. i know i
know! do you know what to do?”

silence

executive assistance: “let me ask mind control boss about this.”

mind control boss’s phone rings