[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

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mind control boss jumps inside an envelope
his plan is to mail himself, for the giggles

he has a hypnotized worker seal the envelope and drop him i to a post
office drop box.

he 8s processed by thr postal facility but lacks a destination address
and sufficient postage

eventually he figures out to emerge

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mind control boss tried to mail himself but was eventually thrown out
at a post office because he was not properly addressed and stamped and
lacked a return address

he is now at a post office, after hours. fences are around him.

he calls for a chopper to come pick him up, but his smart watch is
smashed from the mail sorting machine

the night is quiet, and a crescent moon shines light on the areas of
he postal property

he looks through a chain fence at the city beyond