[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

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a set of dedicated lecturees  go up on stage and take a second microphone

mind control boss [on microphone 1]: “mmmph!”

dedicated lecturees on microphone 2: “uhhhh we all want to hear what
the wonderful mind control boss has to say uhhhh so some of us thought
maybe we should try to translate or someth8ng for those of us who
don’t speak bound-and-gagged.”

mind control boss: “mph! mmph mph!”

decicated lecturees on microphone 2: “please, if you can help this
situation, come right up on stage”