[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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once upon a time, a poor lonely billionaire (yearning to be a
trillionaire) went for a walk in a wilderness area

he was walking along a wooden path that had been built in a wetland

his heart loved the little plants and animals around in the wetland!
and [this was normal for him, and did not interfere with his projects
of severe ecological devastation.]