Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

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mcboss is having a bath in a tub full of thousand dollar bills and
enemy corpses when suddenly a sparkling phone rings

boss: “hello?”

phone: “hello mr boss i’m calling to report on your assets and victories”

mcboss grins

boss: “yes?”

phone: “i’m sorry to report it turns out they are all fake. all the
money, the political contracts, the conquests, the business empires,
all fake. i’m sorry about this.”

boss looks heartbroken

he drops the phone in the tub and picks up a thousand dollar bill and
looks at it.

it’s monopoly money.

he picks up a skull of a vanquished enemy.

it is a plastic gimmick from a halloween shop.