[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

the rock got out an icecream cone and looked at its watch

the pool of water reflected the time in a warped and wavy manner

rock: “i do not have a watch nor an icecream cone. i am a rock”

mcboss looked at the rock