[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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MCBoss begins moon landing.

After another squabble with the reality fabricator, Boss was turned
into a small moon lander by a conflict involving different AIs.

Filled suddenly with the goals of a moon lander, he commissioned a
rocket to the moon, geared himself to it, and folded himself for
travel.

Upon orbit around the moon, Boss unfolded himself and began his descent.

[image of large MCBoss shaped like a moon lander, unfolding his arms
to slowly descend vertically onto the moon.  He is very flat and wide
and his head is very enlarged and flattened.]