[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Boss Discovers Wet Sand

Deep in research laboratories.

Vat of Goo [formerly a mailman]: "Oh! I just had such an incredible
feeling of discovery!"

Bubbling Vial [formerly a dictator]: "Yes! It is so wonderful!"

Intel i486 Dev Kit [formerly Boss's child]: "It's like I can finally
craft the whole universe into whatever I wanted!"

Vat of Goo: "Let those nukes at me! Nothing can stop this!"